I never quite understood why people on TV would say that they would stress out over a relative coming to visit, but yeah, its true. My tia Marina is here with my cousin's daughter Nathalie..or is it Nataly? whatever.
She was at the doctor's office with my mother when I got home yesterday. There was an Herbalife brochure on the kitchen table, and I thought to myself, "She's gonna try to sell me of of that bullshit I ALREADY know!" When I was in VA last year she kept on saying that I should lose weight and what not, and that I would look much prettier with less weight on. It really annoyed me. Fat people already know that theyre fat. Its like beating a dead horse.
Now, she's selling Herbalife...like what hispanic person isn't selling that bullshit? She got home and she half way hugged me as to make it a point that she couldn't hug me all the way...which is complete bullshit cause everyone can...unless I have friends with very long arms. She offered me some fruit, and got annoyed by me cause I had never tasted a cherry before, of course the type that doesn't come in an alcoholic drink. I was feeling pretty shitty and I did not want to eat regardless.
I went to sleep like at 930 that night. She probably thought I was being rude but I was just feeling so gross that even the light hurt my eyes. When I woke up in the morning she hadn't come out of her room. As I flat ironed my hair, Nataly came out and said she needed to use the potty. I directed her to the other room and continued to flat iron my hair. My aunt went in to take a shower, and she ended up not knowing how to use the shower part of the shower, but didn't ask me.
I was on my way out and I try to find my keys inside my huge bag so I took out my lunch. She says, "Thats ALL the food you're taking?!" It was an apple, a flat ass sandwich made of my mom's thin diet bread and a slice of ham(cause there was no cheese or lettuce), and a handful of cashews. I didn't think it was a big meal at all. So, it made me really pissed off. I wanted to punch her in the face.
She hasn't had the opportunity to push her stupid Herbalife products to me, but I will say NO with a straight face because when you say no with a smile that may lead people to believe that you can be convinced. fuckkk no.
Anyway, I've been on campus waiting for my class to start for the past two hours...it starts in 1. I've read the first chapter of my India book. Blahhhhh. She's not gonna be at my house tonight so I can relax and be the fat ass that I am.
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